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Trimarian Court Bingo

Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. FREE SPACE Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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