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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Court is more than one hour late. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - Zesty!