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Trimarian Court Bingo
| The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. |
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. |
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. |
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. |
Court is more than one hour late. |
| The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. |
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. |
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." |
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. |
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. |
| The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." |
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. |
FREE SPACE |
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. |
King Odo says that someone "rocks". |
| Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. |
Somebody drops the Sword of State. |
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. |
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. |
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. |
| The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. |
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. |
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" |
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. |
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. |
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).
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