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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. FREE SPACE Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Court is more than one hour late.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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