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Trimarian Court Bingo

Court is more than one hour late. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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