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Trimarian Court Bingo

King Odo says that someone "rocks". Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Court is more than one hour late. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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