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Interesting Facts

revealed by the Viking Name test

This test has been taken by 651280 people, 92666 of whom were orang-outans.
Of the non-apes who took this test, 368202 (65%) were male.

57% of the men and 1% of the women taking this test were either heralds, romantically involved with heralds, or had a herald looking over their shoulders.

80% of "men" prefer to drink those fruity drinks with umbrellas.

On average, women prefer their meat well done; men prefer theirs medium.

When dealing with other people, men generally tend to be nastier than women.

Raw Data

Toughness
  Men Women
Utter Wimp 80% 59%
Pain-shy 2% 0%
Normal Fighter 8% 0%
Tuchux Nutcase 5% 0%
S&M Freak 5% 0%
Favorite Animal
  Men Women
Platypus 80% 59%
Bunny 1% 0%
Cow 1% 0%
Horse 3% 0%
Wolf 15% 0%
Meat
  Men Women
Tofu 80% 59%
Burnt 3% 0%
Medium 6% 0%
Rare 5% 0%
Bloody 6% 0%
Drink
  Men Women
Wussy 80% 59%
Mead 3% 0%
Beer 8% 0%
Scotch 5% 0%
Rotgut 4% 0%
Dealing with Others
  Men Women
Hippie treehugger 81% 2%
Friendly 4% 0%
Ambivalent 6% 0%
Manipulative 0% 0%
Sociopath 0% 0%
Courtesy
  Men Women
Doormat 57% 2%
Backstabber 0% 0%
Quid pro quo 0% 0%
Buttkisser 0% 0%
Rude 0% 0%
Opinion of Heralds
  Men Women
Intelligent 57% 2%
Boring 0% 0%
Uptight 0% 0%
Geeky 0% 0%
Anal-retentive 0% 0%

Privacy Policy: We don't know who you are. We don't care who you are. We just hope you're having fun. None of this information is sold or traded to any other party (as if this information would be of any use to advertisers; we expect people will take this test multiple times and change their answers so they can get cooler-sounding Viking names anyway, thus skewing the demographics. But if advertisers really want to use the raw data above to target their products at a group of people which includes a disproportionate percentage of orang-outans, we can't really stop them).


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