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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Court is more than one hour late. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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