|Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Court is more than one hour late.||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Two Peers take a joint Associate.|
|Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.|
|The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||FREE SPACE||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.|
|The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.|
|Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).