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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Somebody drops the Sword of State. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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