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Trimarian Court Bingo

Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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