|The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
|The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.|
|Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Court is more than one hour late.||FREE SPACE||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.|
|Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.|
|The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).