|The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.|
|Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".|
|The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||FREE SPACE||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
|Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.|
|Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Court is more than one hour late.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).