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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. FREE SPACE Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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