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Trimarian Court Bingo

"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" FREE SPACE The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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