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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Somebody drops the Sword of State. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
Court is more than one hour late. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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