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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Court is more than one hour late. FREE SPACE Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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