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Trimarian Court Bingo

Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody drops the Sword of State. FREE SPACE Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Court is more than one hour late. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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