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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Court is more than one hour late.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - If someone isn't offended, it probably isn't funny!