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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. FREE SPACE Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Two Peers take a joint Associate. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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