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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Court is more than one hour late. FREE SPACE The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



Drusilla sez: The crabs come in on the Captain's dinghy!