Due to an unfortunate (and unavoidable) run-in with the authorities, our group can no longer meet in the Elks Lodge hall. We did try changing meeting times, but they have changed the locks. Apparently, we are no longer welcome ever since somebody from our group ran around wearing only woad and shouting "Moose rule! The Elks are pansies!"
We are entertaining suggestions for new meeting times and places. So far, these are the only suggestions that have been offered:
8pm Tuesdays at the Pink Pony Video and Novelty Shoppe
11pm Wednesdays at Hooters (in the Fez Watley Room)
5pm Mondays at the Home Depot in the duct tape dept.
Please contact Herr Berger Meister if you have any ideas.