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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Event

10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed directions to the site

9. Reservationcrat's phone number is disconnected

8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2 a.m.

7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a sign you're at a Kingdom event)

6. Feast is being prepared by big, sweaty, hairy, shirtless guys

5. No fighting, but there's an embroidery tournament

4. Feast theme is "Lactose Intolerance in the Middle Ages"

3. Guy who gives you the clipboard at Troll insists on a kiss after he reads you your license plate #

2. Earl Marshall makes you wear plastic bags over your shoes

1. Site token is a flea and tick collar


Take THAT, Melville!

Answers for "Match the Laurel with the Little Known Fact"

A - 4
B - 12
C - 7
D - 13
E - 10
F - 2
G - 8
H - 14
I - 3
J - 5
K - 9
L - 11
M - 6
N - 1
Bonus # 1 - Giuseppe
Bonus # 2 - Benen
Bonus # 3 - Anastasia -(her first SCA name was Svetlana, hence "Sweaty" for short)

Answers for "Match the Peerage with the Description"

1 - A
2 - C
3 - B
4 - A
5 - C
6 - D
                                     


The Quarter - Chaos, panic, disorder... our work here is done.