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"What, No Cartoons?"

(In which some of Our Contributors independently decide to write Novel-Length Articles)

Table of Contents


From the Quarter Staff

Top Ten List: Least Popular Trimarian Guilds

The Trimaris Fashion Report

Can You Name This Mystery Peer?

True Fact: Roman Vomitoria

A Roman Joke

Dear Mistress Abigaille

Local News Update: Lady Urges Her Lord To Fight For Her In Crown Lyst

Humor Column: "What Me Think"

Wacky Woodkut Kaption Contest

Bonus Top Ten List: Cool Things About The Quarter's Web site


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Don't copy any of this stuff!
1. Why would you want to? It stinks!
2. Stealing ideas and artwork will give you bad Karma.

The Quarter -

Since Martinmas A.S. xxxiii

(scary, huh?)


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