10. Two words: side meat
9. A court of chivalry on the event schedule — and you're the defendant
8. The king — naked
7. The aftermath of the "Egg Nog Challenge"
6. A guy sitting on the toilet and eating a sandwich at the same time
5. Shirtless, hairy people working in the kitchen without the benefit of hygienic cooking practices
4. Signs advertising an all-night "doumbek-a-thon"
3. Kazak sour horse milk wine — and you've been asked to judge it
2. Bobbing for Cous Cous
1. Naked Juggling
Bonus Game: Some of these things have actually happened! Guess which ones!