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Merchandise
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Clothing Items
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Captain Teutonic T-Shirt Evildoers Beware! Captain Teutonic is here! Silent and brooding, this Byronic hero defends the SCA from the likes of filkers and RPGers! $14.99; add $3 for XXL or larger |
Issue 17 T-Shirt Captain Teutonic is back, in a special crossover issue with Prudish Man! The cover for Issue 17 springs to vibrant life on this full-color T-shirt. $14.99; add $3 for XXL or larger |
Charles Oðinn T-Shirt Hey Wire Weenie! Buy this T-shirt and those heavy-weapons bullies will stop kicking sand in your face! Well, they probably won't, but at least they'll be laughing while they do it. $14.99; add $3 for XXL or larger |
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Captain Teutonic Boxer Shorts Need someone to protect the family jewels? Captain Teutonic is on the job! These comfortable boxers have the Champion of Authenticity tastefully emblazoned on the right thigh. Alternate placements not available, you perverts. $13.99 |
Drinking Accessories
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Captain Teutonic Coffee Mug Start your day with Captain Teutonic and your favorite caffeinated beverage! 11-oz dishwasher-safe ceramic mug; $11.99 |
Captain Teutonic Tile Coaster Let Captain Teutonic protect your fine Venetian aumbrey from drink rings with this genuine faux marble coaster! 4.25" x 4.25", $5.50 |
Drusilla Tile Coaster Keep your fine Renaissance furniture from getting water rings when you put your frosty tankard on this handsome tile coaster from The Quarter, emblazoned with our heraldically incorrect logo. 4.25" x 4.25", $5.50 |
Posters
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Issue 17 Poster The cover to Issue 17 rendered in full color, at an astonishing 23"x35" size. Perfect for covering up the holes in that wall where you practice target archery when the landlord comes visiting! Or get the smaller version if you're a better shot. Large (23"x35") poster; $16.99 Small (13"x20") poster; $12.99 |
Charles Oðinn Poster The Charles Oðinn Fighter Training Course advertisement, now big enough to actually read that small print! Like the Issue 17 cover, this comes in two sizes. Large (23"x35") poster; $16.99 Small (13"x20") poster; $12.99 |
Other Junk
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The Quarter Wall Clock Let The Quarter's mascot, Drusilla, help you keep an eye on all the time you're wasting reading this drivel. 10-inch diameter, $11.99 |
Captain Teutonic Flying Disc Throw Captain Teutonic around the park with this completely non-period entertainment device. He'll never know! 9¼-inch disc; $7.49 |