10. Cash and trips to Europe
9. Can gain access to a knight's vigil before 5 a.m.
8. Get to banish anyone who's ever annoyed you
7. Great views of cleavage as the ladies bow to you
6. Snappy, all-purpose answer — "Why? 'Cause I'm the KING, That's why!"
5. Free feasts mean all the cous cous you can eat — mmm mmm good!
4. Take crown to any Baskin Robbins and they have to fill it with ice cream — no questions asked!
3. Most shopping malls have "reserved for royalty" parking spot
2. Always have a place to sit at court — and you're never late!
1. All those geeks brown-nosing you for the next nine months