Top Ten Ways To Make Crown Lyst
More Exciting

10. Publish a humorous "Betting Guide" rating each entrant.

9. Make consorts mud wrestle each other between rounds.

8. Heavy weapons fighting would be better if it were hockey!

7. Land mynes in the lyst field.

6. Fight a round, chug a keg.

5. Two words — pantsless tournament.

4. Losers get beheaded.

3. Bye fights with Tele-Tubbies.

2. To add pageantry to the spectacle, Fighters must parachute into the lyst field.

And the number one way to make Crown Lyst more exciting:

1. Final round fought in the Atlasphere.