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Top Ten Rejected Promotional Slogans for the SCA

10. SCA — it's easy to spell!

9. When "The Dream" becomes "The Nightmare", adjust your medication

8. Like high school in costume

7. The SCA — come smell the excitement!

6. The "other" group for Sexual Compulsives Anonymous

5. Come party like it's 1399

4. Feasting, Fighting, and Filking

3. Keeping duct tape manufacturers in business for over 30 years

2. Where it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

1. Quit the SCA — it sucks!

A is for Asne, that's good enough for me...


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