Favourite Elizabethan Songbook!
    
      Greensleeves wasn't the only thing those wacky Elizabethans sang! And
      now, for a limited time only, you can sing along with them! When you buy
      Mel Baize's Big-Note Book of Mopey Elizabethan Songs, you'll get over
      thirty of the most popular sixteenth-century English hits:
    
    
      
        
          - When to his Muse the Sheperd sings.
 
          - I weepe, and weeping I doe goe.
 
          - Sorrowe, sad Sorrowe, why tormentest thou mee?
 
          - Why hath Hope deserted me?
 
          - My Mistresse hath left me, my Horse is lame, & my Dogge hath dyed, O woe.
 
          - Breake not my Hart, for my Hart acheth, it breaketh.
 
          - All Ioye hath fledde.
 
          - I am Melancholie, for an English Poet am I.
 
          - At Morning thou wert flown.
 
          - That old Man hath mee accursed.
 
          - Heureux, heureux, joie, joie.
 
          - Brother, canst thou spare a groat?
 
          - Verily, thou hast a bigge hedde.
 
          - Feare not; I haue half a Bottle of medicaments remainynge.
 
          - The Salt Fish-ponde.
 
          - With a Whack fol diddle di do. (The Irysshe Dumpe)
 
          - O Woe, she hath found some Bosco sirup, and seeketh now for mee.
 
          - How dry I am, how wet I'le bee (if I get not this damn'd codpiece unbutton'd).
 
          - I haue the Blues, the Elizabethan Blues.
 
          - Art thou the Queenes Guard?—No, Goodwyfe, we are Musitions.
 
          - Abandon euery Hope, for nowe I am going to Sing.
 
          - Thou art nothing but a Hownde Dogge.
 
          - In sooth, the Dial goeth to a leaven.
 
          - This will be the Day that I die.
 
          - Neuer shake a babie!
 
          - I weepe, for her chastity belt will not come unlock'de.
 
          - None abide me, all spurn me, nowe shall I consume the Diet of Worms.
 
          - The boggard of my Lyfe overfloweth.
 
          - If I hadde a Million Sovereigns.
 
          - Were it not for badde luck, I'de haue no luck at all.
 
          - Gloome, Despaire & Agonie on mee.
 
         
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