Table of Contents
From The Quarter Staff
The Trimaris Fashion Report
Advertisement: The Dominitrix Guild
Squire Rodney's Internet Tips
Advertisement: All Things Dead
Dear Mistress Abigaille
Top Ten List: Top Ten Heralds' Pickup Lines
Local News Update: SCA Member Makes T-Tunic
Bonus Top Ten List: Top Ten Questions Asked of Elizabethan Personas
A Perioid Joke
Favourite Elizabethan Songbook!
Factum Enimvero (As a Matter of Fact)
Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!
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