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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. FREE SPACE Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Court is more than one hour late.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



The Quarter - Good comedy writes itself. We wrote this.