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Trimarian Court Bingo

Court is more than one hour late. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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