|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||Court is more than one hour late.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".|
|Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.|
|"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||FREE SPACE||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"||Two Peers take a joint Associate.|
|Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.|
|The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).