|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||Two Peers take a joint Associate.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.|
|Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.|
|King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||FREE SPACE||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.|
|Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.|
|Court is more than one hour late.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).