|Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.|
|Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.|
|Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||FREE SPACE||Two Peers take a joint Associate.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.|
|Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.|
|Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||Court is more than one hour late.||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).