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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Court is more than one hour late. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." FREE SPACE Somebody drops the Sword of State. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



Drusilla sez: The crabs come in on the Captain's dinghy!