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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody drops the Sword of State. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. FREE SPACE Court is more than one hour late. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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