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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Court is more than one hour late. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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