Trimarian Court Bingo
| Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. | Court is more than one hour late. | The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." | Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. | King Odo says that someone "rocks". |
| Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. | The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. | Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. | Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. | The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. |
| "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). | Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. | FREE SPACE | Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" | Two Peers take a joint Associate. |
| Somebody drops the Sword of State. | Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. | The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. | Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. | Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. |
| The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. | Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. | The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. | Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. | Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. |
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).