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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. FREE SPACE Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Court is more than one hour late. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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