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Trimarian Court Bingo

Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Court is more than one hour late. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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