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Trimarian Court Bingo

Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Two Peers take a joint Associate. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. FREE SPACE Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Court is more than one hour late.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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