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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" FREE SPACE The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Court is more than one hour late.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



Drusilla sez: The crabs come in on the Captain's dinghy!