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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Court is more than one hour late. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. FREE SPACE Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



The Quarter - Good comedy writes itself. We wrote this.