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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Court is more than one hour late. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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