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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody drops the Sword of State. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. FREE SPACE Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Court is more than one hour late. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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