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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. FREE SPACE Court is more than one hour late. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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