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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Court is more than one hour late.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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