Trimarian Court Bingo
| The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. | Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. | The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. | Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" | Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. |
| The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. | Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. | King Odo says that someone "rocks". | Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. | Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. |
| The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. | Court is more than one hour late. | FREE SPACE | Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. | Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. |
| Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. | The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. | Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. | The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. | Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. |
| Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. | Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. | Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." | Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. | Somebody drops the Sword of State. |
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).