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Trimarian Court Bingo

Court is more than one hour late. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. FREE SPACE Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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