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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. FREE SPACE Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody drops the Sword of State. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Court is more than one hour late.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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