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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. King Odo says that someone "rocks". The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. FREE SPACE Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Court is more than one hour late. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Two Peers take a joint Associate. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



The Quarter - Laugh while you can, monkey boy!