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Trimarian Court Bingo

Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Court is more than one hour late. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - Be afraid. Be very afraid.