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Trimarian Court Bingo

Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Court is more than one hour late. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Two Peers take a joint Associate. FREE SPACE King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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