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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Court is more than one hour late. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Two Peers take a joint Associate.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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