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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Court is more than one hour late.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. FREE SPACE King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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