|Court is more than one hour late.||Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.||Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.||Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."||Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!"|
|The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.||The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.||King Odo says that someone "rocks".||Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.||The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.|
|Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.||Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.||FREE SPACE||Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.||The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.|
|Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.||"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).||Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.||Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.||Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks.|
|Two Peers take a joint Associate.||Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.||Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.||Somebody drops the Sword of State.||The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."|
Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).