Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!
Some Naughty Peers (mostly Laurels) and other loyal readers of The Quarter sent in Pelican-
Related Kaptions, all too good to be passed up:
"Shhh...Be vewy qwiet...I'm hunting Pewicans."
-- Master Geoffrey Maynard of York
"Tonight on FOX: When Pelicans Attack!"
-- Maister Godfrey de Shipbrook
"Anselm began to think that the Pelican meeting had gotten out of hand"
-- Grania ni Fhearghuis, OL
"There's got to be an easier way to get a Pelican...."
-- Jessa d'Avondale (O.P.)
Non-Pelican Related Captions, but still funny:
"Sadly, Albert's 'Albatross on a stick' business never really caught on."
-- Brom Clancy
"This should reduce the price of feast. We'll call it chicken."
-- Mistress Genevieve
The submission and voting period are over
Here are the submissions our readers sent in, sorted by votes received:
Kaptions Submitted by Our Readers:
Squire, that is NOT what I meant by "Getting Wood"!(Submitted by A nonny mouse) [10 votes]
Contrary to popular belief, it was not an apple that fell on Sir Isacc's head..(Submitted by Matthew of the Six Eyes) [8 votes]
Sadly for Bill Clinton and his new intern, Al Gore showed up unannounced at the Arbor Day celebration for a tree-hugging(Submitted by Madame Morningstar) [5 votes]
Hey, A bird AND a bush...Outstanding!(Submitted by Philip de Sallet) [5 votes]
What ? you think I git this pellican by siting on my Laurels !(Submitted by Mistress Piasa DragonSaver, O.P.) [4 votes]
Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree....(Submitted by Katarina Peregrine, visitor from the Midrealm (Marche of Gwyntarian, Akron, OH)) [3 votes]
feeling thier love-nest quiver he thought she'd final arrived but alas a voice from below was heard to say " I really got to have some of THOSE peaches!"(Submitted by Not telling you cos its sad I've even submitted this) [3 votes]
A sign that Pennsic is too crowded!(Submitted by Lady Albta Vaclava) [2 votes]
They've got each other, but all I've got is this tree...hmmm...hey, a knothole!(Submitted by A. Nonimus) [2 votes]
"Thats funny, m'lady, I thought I just heard Duke Baldar... M'lady? Where did she go?"(Submitted by Lord Lou) [1 votes]
My-my, our local Adonis awaits the husband to leave again!(Submitted by Lady Guda Hedda) [1 votes]
So, um, you said last night at the dance that you'd talk to me later, and I was just thinking that it's later now, and y(Submitted by Grania ni Fhearghuis, OL) [1 votes]
Okay, we've had this conversation about appropriate behavior in the public areas before, haven't we?(Submitted by Umavati) [1 votes]
Alas, my love, thou quiverest at my touch tonight... oh wait, there are LOVEBIRDS UP THEE!!!(Submitted by Wilhelm von Düsseldorf) [1 votes]
There is nothing like a Dame...(Submitted by Finnabhair) [0 votes]
love tree i wonder what will happen if i shake it(Submitted by daniel of silverwaters) [0 votes]
Hee Hee! I can't wait until they're ripe!! And they're all mine!(Submitted by Daniel of Leaford) [0 votes]
For Kings Sake.... Go Rent a room(Submitted by Navah Shala) [0 votes]