1. "Next on the shire's agenda, we... for the last time, would the two gentlemen in the back PLEASE stop humping the columns?!"
— Submitted by Rhys Wilkerson
2. As the audience reaction to his talk on 15thC Paris changed from stunned silence to whispering and laughter, it dawned on Michael that he'd forgotten to lace up his codpiece.
— Submitted by Crispin Sexi
3. (tie) What REALLY goes on in a typical peerage meeting
— Submitted by A Naughty Apprentice
"No, I was wrong - move it back the other way."
— Submitted by Fiore Dellarosa
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.