The Original "Girls Gone Wild" woodcuts were a huge seller.
— Submitted by A Random Atlantian
"Alas, my love you do me wrong, to cast me offal discourteously. And I had loved you so long, in spite of your public nudity."
— Submitted by Iustinos Tekton
Rude Lute Dudes Ruin Nude Beaut's Mood, Poop Ensues
— Submitted by Mistress Jessa d'Avondale
"What!? No beads!?"
— Submitted by Norina de Lessley
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.