"Are you doing the poontang-on-the-head thing?"
"Yes, they can hear you fart even when you're wearing your crown."
"God must have made you when meat was cheap!"
"Based on a cell phone call from my spy on site to my remote farspeaker..."
"Welcome to Trimaris - get some on ya and put some meat in your head!"
"Laws, sausages, and Pelicans — you don't want to see how any of these are made."
"Obnoxious in a good way or a bad way?"
"The ass-kissing economy of Trimaris."
"Is he swearing fealty to himself?"