The Chirurgeon's Handbook: Proper Period Method to Stop a Nosebleed: A Finger (Debate rages over whose finger to use.)
— Submitted by Brynach
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose
— Submitted by Eve
While attempting to dupe the rube out of his wealth in ye Ole Shell game, Squire Norbert was caught (Red Nostril-ed?) hiding the pea up his nose.
— Submitted by SteelOvaries
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