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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Court is more than one hour late. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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