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Trimarian Court Bingo

King Odo says that someone "rocks". Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Court is more than one hour late. Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. FREE SPACE Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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