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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Court is more than one hour late.
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. FREE SPACE Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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