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Trimarian Court Bingo

The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. FREE SPACE King Odo says that someone "rocks". Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Court is more than one hour late. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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