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Trimarian Court Bingo

Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Court is more than one hour late. FREE SPACE The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear.
Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Somebody drops the Sword of State. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).