Bonus Top Ten List:
Top Ten Questions Asked of Elizabethan Personas

10. "Is your butt really that big?"

9. "Are you gay?"

8. "Why do your men wear pants called 'pansied slops'?"

7. "Can your bum roll double as a serving tray for drinks?"

6. "What goes inside a codpiece?"

5. "Are you sure you're not gay?"

4. "So you're wearing a fake butt and big skirts to make you look slender?"

3. "Aren't you hot in all that garb?"

2. "Why was the same guy in 'Elizabeth' and 'Shakespeare in Love'?"

1. "Whadda ya mean, 'Virgin Queen?'"