Top Ten Things Henry VIII Would Say
If He Were Around Today
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10. That strange metal bird in the sky...why does it serve such awful food? 9. A Gap store! At last, a familiar sight. 8. Bring me the young chanteuse Britney Spears! 7. Let us send a diplomatic envoy to Queen Oprah. 6. Where can I get me some of them lawn flamingoes? 5. I'm 509 years old, and Willard Scott still won't wish me a Happy Birthday. 4. Now that I'm head of my own church, I'm ready to "convert" a few hookers. 3. Let me get this straight...you call this number and a lady talks dirty to you? Cool! 2. These zippers are a lot more convenient than a codpiece — but much more painful! 1. Anyone know the name of a good divorce lawyer? |