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Lady Urges Her Lord To Fight For Her In Crown Lyst

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Southern Wastes, Trimaris - Lady Ophelia Meup urged her Lord, Randal the Raging Battle Ape, to enter Crown Lyst. "If you loved me, you'd make me Queen," she pouted. Randal, known to most as Battle Ape, pointed out that he had only been authorized to fight heavy weapons two weeks ago. "I don't want to get my ass handed to me in front of the whole Kingdom," he said. "Besides, I don't understand all those rules about the shield size and shape." Sources close to the couple say that Ophelia is withholding all forms of affection until Battle Ape sends his letter of intent to the current Crown.

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