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Trimarian Court Bingo

Court is more than one hour late. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody drops the Sword of State.
Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
King Odo says that someone "rocks". Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. FREE SPACE The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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