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Trimarian Court Bingo

Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands.
Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. FREE SPACE Somebody drops the Sword of State. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..."
The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Two Peers take a joint Associate. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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