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Trimarian Court Bingo

Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
Somebody drops the Sword of State. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names.
The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Two Peers take a joint Associate. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. King Odo says that someone "rocks".

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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