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Trimarian Court Bingo

Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. King Odo says that someone "rocks". Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. Two Peers take a joint Associate.
Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't.
The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Court is more than one hour late.
The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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