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Trimarian Court Bingo

Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. King Odo says that someone "rocks". "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s).
The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. FREE SPACE Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Somebody drops the Sword of State. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.
Court is more than one hour late. Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

The Quarter - What a bunch of crazy kids!