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Trimarian Court Bingo

Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..." Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows.
Court is more than one hour late. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb.
Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. King Odo says that someone "rocks". FREE SPACE Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Yet another guild is formed with great pomp and circumstance.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name.
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. "Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).

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