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Trimarian Court Bingo

Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Court is more than one hour late. Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. King Odo says that someone "rocks".
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed.
The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" FREE SPACE Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). Somebody drops the Sword of State. Somebody says "Busted!" to the recipient of an award. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Order of the White Scarf hold a faux Knighting ceremony.
Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Royal Retainer picks his or her nose. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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