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Trimarian Court Bingo

The Court Herald mispronounces somebody's name. Someone who kneels before the Thrones really should have been wearing underwear. Someone uses the phrase, "I beg a boon!" The Crown calls someone up to give them an award, and starts with "You've been bad..." Royal Retainer picks his or her nose.
"Anno Societatis" pronounced in more than one way by Court Herald(s). The Court Herald announces somebody whose name is a bad pun. Earl Benen disrupts court with his madcap hijinks. Audible laughter at an inappropriate time from the naughty Peers standing in the back. Award of Arms scroll begins with something other than the phrase "Praiseworthy are those..."
The Crown gives out no awards with the word "Argent" in their names. The Queen has a triskele somewhere on her garb. FREE SPACE Person called before the Crown has to be coaxed to come forward far enough to kneel on the pillows. Every single Herald comes up to "elevate" one of their members for passing a test.
Yet another Kingdom office changes hands. Female retainer wearing a dress is holding a spear. Somebody makes a completely inaudible presentation to the Crown. Clothing fashions are visibly influenced by a recent movie. The Crown gives three or more awards to their own retainers and/or household.
Two Peers take a joint Associate. Somebody does court schtick which is apparently supposed to be funny... but it isn't. Court is more than one hour late. The crowd does that stupid "Oooh... Ahhh..." thing when a scroll is displayed. Somebody drops the Sword of State.

Instructions: Pay attention in court! If you see or hear something described in one of the boxes, mark off that box. If you mark off five boxes in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally -- true diagonal, not "sort of" diagonal), jump up and shout "Bingo!" (and pray that the Crown has a sense of humor).



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