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Some Naughty Peers (mostly Laurels) and other loyal readers of The Quarter sent in Pelican-
Related Kaptions, all too good to be passed up:

"Shhh...Be vewy qwiet...I'm hunting Pewicans." -- Master Geoffrey Maynard of York

"Tonight on FOX: When Pelicans Attack!" -- Maister Godfrey de Shipbrook

"Anselm began to think that the Pelican meeting had gotten out of hand" -- Grania ni Fhearghuis, OL

"There's got to be an easier way to get a Pelican...." -- Jessa d'Avondale (O.P.)

Non-Pelican Related Captions, but still funny:

"Sadly, Albert's 'Albatross on a stick' business never really caught on." -- Brom Clancy

"This should reduce the price of feast. We'll call it chicken." -- Mistress Genevieve

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Here are the submissions our readers sent in, sorted by votes received:

Kaptions Submitted by Our Readers:

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