Top Ten Super-Secret Gulf Wars Projects from Sir Karl

10. Carthaginian War Elephants
9. Spy Balloons
8. Rattan Flamethrower
7. Three words: Ramps, Ramps, Ramps!
6. Secret Underground Tunnels
5. Inflatable Infantrymen to confuse the enemy
4. Computer Simulations of Battle Tactics
3. Electronic Eavesdropping on Ansteorran Royal Cabin (receiver hidden in a coffeepot)
2. Completely new set of painted Warhammer figurines for the Gulf Wars Fort Playset

1.Humvee Golf Carts