After blowing for about 20 minutes Mistress Hildegarde determined that a frog's ass is INDEED watertight.
— Submitted by Cameron Ian MacLaird
Th... THREE warty backed frogs on the wall... three... warty backed... frogs... you take one down... ugh...
— Submitted by Rhys Morgan
::sniff:: ::sniff:: I think THIS one may be able to win Crown for me!
— Submitted by A Random Atlantean
Tastes like chicken!
— Submitted by Lady Rhubarb
Normally, Your Highness, a kiss suffices!
— Submitted by Lady Aeruin as Sruth Waleis, Caid
Complete Anachronist booklets have a disclaimer inside the front cover for exactly this reason.
— Submitted by Crispin Sexi
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.