Overheard at Gulf War XII

"If he pukes on you, he wins."

"All Midrealmers, rise and deal with your Queen's fierce benevolence!"

"Are the guys sticking their balls in the pudding?"

"If I use my dagger, it means I hate you."

"You're not a real fighter until you've puked in your helm."

—"Want to feel me?"
—"Ooh, Your Highness, you're all studded!"
—"For your pleasure!"

"Dude, Bytor peed on that!"