Top Eleven Things That The Acronym "S.C.A." Does NOT Stand For

11.Society of Consenting Adults (A classic)

10. Society for Corpulent Alcoholics

9. Sexual Compulsives Anonymous*

8. Sins of Christian Adults

7. Swamps for California Aardvarks

6. Slinging of Crappy Attitudes

5. Slithering Craptacular Alliances

4. Single Complaining Adults

3. Slimy Critters Anonymous

2. Singing in Costumes for America

1. Society of Creative Anarchists

*Actually, there IS a group by that name, but wouldn't it be cool if we could distance ourselves from that sort of thing?