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Another Arts and Sciences Project from The Quarter

Hey kids! Impress (or, more accurately, gross out) the judges at Art Sci integrating this uroscopy chart into your next art project! That's right, those wacky Medieval doctors diagnosed patients by a meticulous inspection of said patent's urine!

If you're peeing 'caeruleus', you're in serious trouble.

MEDICAL DISCLAIMER: In no way should The Quarter (and be considered as offering medical advice. The above uroscopy chart is provided as a historical curiosity only, in the hopes that the Laurels will be impressed by our ability to photocopy from a book.

This information is provided for educational and informational purposes only, and is not intended to be a substitute for a health care provider's consultation. Please consult your own physician or appropriate health care provider about the applicability of any opinions or recommendations with respect to your own symptoms or medical conditions. The information on uroscopy provided by The Quarter should not be considered complete, nor should it be relied on to suggest a course of treatment for a particular individual. It should not be used in place of a visit, call, consultation or the advice of your physician or other qualified health care provider. Do not rely on a sixteenth century woodcut to diagnose your medical condition. I mean, come on, you know this is a joke, right? You wouldn't really seriously use that thing to try and figure out a medical problem? That would be silly, to say the least.

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