Top Ten Things You Don't Want to See at an SCA Event

10. Two words: side meat

9. A court of chivalry on the event schedule — and you're the defendant

8. The king — naked

7. The aftermath of the "Egg Nog Challenge"

6. A guy sitting on the toilet and eating a sandwich at the same time

5. Shirtless, hairy people working in the kitchen without the benefit of hygienic cooking practices

4. Signs advertising an all-night "doumbek-a-thon"

3. Kazak sour horse milk wine — and you've been asked to judge it

2. Bobbing for Cous Cous

1. Naked Juggling

Bonus Game: Some of these things have actually happened! Guess which ones!