Okay, so maybe selling indulgences wasn't a very popular idea. But the Church still needs money, because I went a little crazy with the spending when I was elevated to the papacy, so what are you gonna do?
Run on down to your local cathedral gift shop, where you can pick up these fine items, and more! From Vatican snow globes to Pope Soap on a Rope, we've got everything you never knew you wanted!
Doubting Thomas® Brand adhesive bandages! |
Mary Magdalene Massage Oil! |
Water Into Wine: An introduction to vintning for the pure of faith! |
Immaculate Contraception® Lubricated Condoms! |