Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!
The people have spoken! Here are the results of our on-line voting:First place
The Chirurgeon's Handbook: Proper Period Method to Stop a Nosebleed: A Finger (Debate rages over whose finger to use.)
— Submitted by Brynach
Second place (tie)
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose
— Submitted by Eve
While attempting to dupe the rube out of his wealth in ye Ole Shell game, Squire Norbert was caught (Red Nostril-ed?) hiding the pea up his nose.
— Submitted by SteelOvaries
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.
The submission and voting period are over
Here are the submissions our readers sent in, sorted by votes received:
