"Bigfoot Joins The SCA!"
Table of Contents
Gulf Wars Wrap-Up
Overheard at Gulf Wars (and Elsewhere)
Top Ten Things We DIDN'T See Or Hear (But Wish We Had) at Gulf Wars
The Trimaris Fashion Report
Avoiding Love in the SCA
Dear Mistress Abigaille
Tips for Turning Tricks
How to pronounce Welsh
The Angriest Seneschal in the World
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