"Bigfoot Joins The SCA!"
Table of Contents
Gulf Wars Wrap-Up
Overheard at Gulf Wars (and Elsewhere)
Top Ten Things We DIDN'T See Or Hear (But Wish We Had) at Gulf Wars
The Trimaris Fashion Report
Avoiding Love in the SCA
Dear Mistress Abigaille
Tips for Turning Tricks
How to pronounce Welsh
The Angriest Seneschal in the World
We, The Quarter, in order to form a more perfect parody, establish humor, insure domestic entertainment, provide for the common denominator, promote the general welfare of bored SCAdians with nothing to do at Kingdom events and to basically fight the power, do hereby declare that we have nothing whatsoever to do with the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. To mistake this for an official publication of the SCA would be nuts.