Table of Contents
Dear Mistress Abigaille
The Countess Honoree Dollar Coin
The Trimaris Fashion Report
Poetry Corner: SCA Haikus
A Period Joke
Choosing an SCA Name
The Quarter's Guide to Trimarian Guilds
A Millennial Top Ten List of Influential Guys
Top Ten Signs You'll Never Be A Peer
Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!
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