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Mudgeon McGrumpypants vs. The Heralds

The Handicapper's Guide to Fall Crown Tourney

The Trimaris Fashion Report

Top Ten Advertising Slogans for Court

Do You Suffer from Fabric Addiction?

Cartoon: Harold at Large

Dear Mistress Abigaille

What Me Think

Period Baldness Cure

Guess the Mystery Peer

Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest


Copyright Anno Societatis xxxviii The Quarter
Don't copy any of this stuff!
1. Why would you want to? It stinks!
2. Stealing ideas and artwork will give you bad Karma.

Editor: Lady Kathryne d'Inkepenne

The Quarter's All Purpose CYA Disclaimer Statement

The information in this publication is from sources believed reliable, but no guaranty or warrant is made as to its accuracy or safety. The Editor, The Quarter, and the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. assume no liability for the reader's use or misuse of the information contained herein, nor for any resultant property damage, other economic loss or bodily injury arising out of the reader's reliance on any claim, product or procedure contained herein. The information in this issue may prove hazardous, and the reader should take great care when undertaking the activities or handling the products discussed in this publication. The information and procedures discussed in this publication are not intended to be utilized by children. This issue may contain satire, humor and possibly even actual legitimate information. Any resemblance to actual persons, places, things or events is either purely coincidental or intended as a parody.

This priceless (i.e., free) little parcel of fanatical journalism you hold in your hot little hands is the 20th issue of The Quarter. Who would have thought, when we started out at Martinmas Moot waaaaay back in a.s. xxxiii, that we would still be around today, irritating people of high and low rank everywhere. Back in those days, Martinmas was a Crown Lyst. And that was our first Betting Guide. Oh sure, a few people thought we'd be a one-trick pony. But check us out NOW! No, really, check us out! We have a web site, we've sold at least three t-shirts, and the BoD hasn't shut us down yet. By the way, have any of you figured out that this whole back page thing is a little conceit of ours? I mean, we can't afford to mail them out individually from Antarctica. And while we're on the topic, do any local chroniclers ever actually mail their newsletters out? No? Then why are all of us wasting this space? Oh yeah, because it's too darn hard to fill up the existing pages as it is. But we digress. Anyway, thanks for reading The Quarter. We have no idea how long we will continue to bring you Trimaris' Perfectly Period Publication, Maybe we'll do it another five years. Maybe this will be the last one. Who knows? In life, there are no guarantees. This publication in no way is an official publication of The Society for Creative Anachronism, doesn't delineate corporate policy, yadda yadda yadda.

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