Top Ten Least Popular Trimarian Guilds

10. Guild of Stalkers

9. Ferret Wrestlers' Guild

8. Off-Key Singers' Guild

7. College of Cous Cous Cooks

6. The Fabric Hoarders' Club

5. The Flatulence Appreciation Group

4. Anal-Retentive Costuming Guild

3. Filk Singers Anonymous

2. The Butt Shark Society

1. The Guild for People Who Participate In The SCA Only Via Internet Discussion Groups