Top Ten Advertising Slogans for Court
10. Less schtick, more quick!
9. Now with kneeling pillows!
8. We promise the herald won't mangle your name! (offer void for Welsh personas)
7. Where it's never too soon to beg a boon!
6. Free AoAs for everyone behind the throne!
5. It's not just for midnight anymore!
4. You can set your hourglass by it!
3. All unclaimed awards to be auctioned off to the highest bidder!
2. Trimaris court — where even the rainbows are argent!
1. (Your name here), come on down!