Wonder if the joke's on you? You can find out by
joining the...
Ever wonder why some people just rack up the awards without doing anything to earn them? Or why they always pull easy fights in the lyst, while you always seem to be matched up against Duke Sir Rhino Bar Sinister? Or why they can get a feast reservation even after you've been told it's been sold out?
It's because there's a Vast Inter-Kingdom Conspiracy, and you're not part of it.
All around you, people are making secret hand signals, exchanging secret handshakes and speaking in coded phrases. They're what the Pelicans wish they could be: the ones who really run things behind the scenes; who get all the perks without having to break a sweat. You don't have to feel left out, though. The VIKC eagerly accepts new members. All you have to do is figure out how to join.
Vast Inter-Kingdom Conspiracy
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