Overheard Around Trimaris

"Are you doing the poontang-on-the-head thing?"

"Yes, they can hear you fart even when you're wearing your crown."

"God must have made you when meat was cheap!"

"Based on a cell phone call from my spy on site to my remote farspeaker..."

"Welcome to Trimaris - get some on ya and put some meat in your head!"

"Laws, sausages, and Pelicans — you don't want to see how any of these are made."

"Obnoxious in a good way or a bad way?"

"The ass-kissing economy of Trimaris."

"Is he swearing fealty to himself?"

"Odo lives!"