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From The Quarter Staff

Top Ten Rejected Articles Submitted To The Quarter

The Trimaris Fashion Report

The Adventures of Captain Teutonic

Missing Squire Report: Tatheg O'Brian

Correction

The Flowers of the Trimarian Chivalry

SCA-TV Guide

Dear Mistress Abigaille

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Lord Nebbish's Heraldic Corner

Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!



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