Overheard at Gulf Wars (and Elsewhere):

"Rattan is expensive, and hard to find."

"Cleavage and fleurs, is there any more to my life?"

"Yes, I'm a squire, a junior member of the Chivalry."

"My son is in a club, the Society for Creative Acronyms. He's a wizard — I mean, he's an apprentice wizard." (Overheard at a mundane bead show)