Come come now! You did volunteer to judge the A&S competition.
— Submitted by Jan Kees Dudel d'Ende
Oh my god!!! Those aren't raisins!!!
— Submitted by Rhys Morgan
I TOLD you to stay away from those plague rats! Now, you'll feel much better after we Chirurgeons complete this emergency tracheotomy. Just hold still, because anesthesia hasn't been invented yet.
— Submitted by Iustinos Tekton
Stop poking me!
— Submitted by James de Biblesworth, Atlantia
The entire list of entries, as well as the voting results, may be seen in the previous issue.