Table of Contents
From The Quarter Staff
Top Ten Rejected Articles Submitted To The Quarter
The Trimaris Fashion Report
The Adventures of Captain Teutonic
Missing Squire Report: Tatheg O'Brian
The Flowers of the Trimarian Chivalry
Dear Mistress Abigaille
Lord Nebbish's Heraldic Corner
Wacky Woodkut Kaption Kontest!
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